1. Get your mom to have a sister a couple of years younger than you.
2. Make sure said sister is a free spirit who likes to have adventures and likes pretty places.
3. Convince said sister to get seasonal work at various lodges as a front desk clerk/manager.
4. Go visit her.
|Exhibit A: Sister|
1. Our hotel in Seward was discounted to $69/night. I don't know the total at this hotel, but the one my sister works at is over $400/night at this time of year. She said hers is nicer, but I think this was still a HUGE discount. This is the view from the door of our room: